An hour and thirteen minutes. That's how long they lasted. And Paul Harris smiled for about forty five minutes in that time. What is so funny Paul? The fact that this is the second time England has utterly humiliated you? Or Barbie's balls smacking you everywhere?
But let's do laugh. Because really, what else can you do? The Saffa change room looked so gloomy. Cheer up boys! You get to go home AND start celebrating New Years early! What can be better than stuffing your faces with some more holiday junk that possibly lead to this atrocious performance ? Oh I know! Come back with an even worse performance in the third test!
Or maybe not. This is honestly turning out to be Ashes 2009. England managed to draw the first one and win the second one. Hence, it is England's turn to be ravaged next. And then the last one...
I don't know. Because England might win this by the next one or the Saffers may make a miraculous turn around and win the remaining two. I am of course hoping for the latter but with this team, who knows?
I'm guessing either Bell or Swann will be M-O-M. Obviously, I am not staying up to watch that shit. I have better things to do. Like break stuff around my house.