Operation Hunt Swann

This picture came courtesy of Ceci and Mel over at Swanning About. They love Swann and I think they are awesome, hence I am going to triple my efforts at this operation because their awesomeness should not be wasted on this tambourine-playing, Viagra addict. Btw, if you haven't been to their site yet, you cannot hang out with the cool kids. So get over there now.

The origins of this picture will be known to those of you who follow James Anderson on Twitter (shudder!). For those who don't, Jimmy said Swann had a big chin and posted a picture of him, which by the way was from the cover page of Wisden Cricketer this month. Just when I had put them in my good books. Needless to say, they have been scratched.

So Ceci, Mel and Photoshop came together to present Exhibit A, before Swann sues Jimmy for defamation of looks.

Behold: Pelican Swann (all inbred jokes are welcome)

It's very becoming of him, specially since his nickname is also Chin. So I don't understand what he is shaking his head at. How is he able to do it with his chin weighing him down anyway? One of his 21,000 twitter followers must be shaking it for him. Anyway, bottom line is Swann has a big chin and men with big chins were meant to rot in the flames of mediocrity. Just ask Graeme Smith.

If you read a little past the bottom line, what I am really trying to say is you should not be loving a man whose lower half of the face alone is eligible to become a new continent.

Thank you and have a nice day.