- Make friends in real life. The kind whose skin you can feel, as opposed to touching them through your computer screen.
-When going through a bad time, VENT to these friends. That's really what they are there for, to listen to you bitch. Don't worry about them getting sick of it, you are a celebrity after all.
-Remember, Twitter is just another evil modern world creation that ventures to expose poor, innocent celebrities like yourself to more criticisms.
-Twitter was really invented to make journalism much easier, as everybody can type up a gazillion words essay when hating on somebody.
-Twitter is not your girlfriend/boyfriend, lover, wife/husband. Don't you have enough of them already?
-Twitter is public.
-People follow you because they think you are interesting, which you are not. So buy a joke book or better yet respond to them like Herschelle Gibbs. They won't care about anything else if you respond.
-Don't tweet shit about people who are not on Twitter. It really is back-biting, only publicly i.e. they WILL hear about it.
-Slandering people on Twitter is the same as being an ex-player without any medals around your necks making suggestions regarding the team.
-Working on your cricket helps. Tweeting, not so much.
1 comment:
The best bit about cricketers on twitter is their bad grammar. It always makes me smile.
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