"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Business minded

Since none of you have kindly pointed it out, I will say it myself.

I ran two campaigns for two players, Gibbs and Morkel. Eventually, both of them made it back to the team. All because of my tedious work.

I also injured Broad, Yuvraj and Ryder during the Champions Trophy. Because I don't like them. I wanted Dilshan to be injured against the Deshis and he duly obliged after the first ODI. Once, I even did some black magic on Dhoni so he wouldn't score past 10 against Sri Lanka. He scored 5. I can't find the link to that, you will just have to take my word for it. Then of course, I made Watto go out in the 90's countless number of times. Just for fun.

I have come to the conclusion that it is not a coincidence. I can make things happen. So I have decided to use it for the good of mankind. I am going to offer you my services in exchange for love.

I will injure and campaign for anybody from any team. You just name them. But please know that if they are against the Saffers and Deshis, or a Saffa/Deshi that you want injured there will be loop holes. You won't know them of course, till I actually tell you.

But go ahead. Ask away. I am at your service.

14 comments:

reina said...

Can you make Grant Elliott and Jesse Ryder get better? I want them back, it's just not the same with them gone...*tear*

Sidthegnomenator said...

Can you sort out Brett Lee's elbow and make him 5 years younger? Can you make Ricky Ponting taller? Can you make Nathan Hauritz single (I'll accept voodoo on this one)? Can you make Andrew Strauss more interesting ... wait, no ... can you take him out?

I could go on for a while ... haven't you learnt not to encourage me, yet?

Rishabh said...

Can you... ah, never mind. No one can make Ishant quicker.

Anonymous said...

Can you make the saffas win again, and please make JP the player he was against OZ and also can you bring AB back to form, thanks

Wes said...

And I got Parnell, Smithkid and Tait into the respective teams! But I accept my defeat as it is still not working with Cossy and CJdV :(

LOL @ Rishabh

And no one, not even you, Pu, has as much power as Sachin! Need proof?
Why Sachin is the Satan of batting

Oh and please use your black magic on Ape Boy yes? The other Harris.

raj said...

Look, I have only one request. His name is Durby and he is a racist.

Mock Wah Steam Wah said...

Sorry, I kno ur Saf luv but, I want Harris terminated ASAP. Either we do it the simple way (u do it) or I need to get the dirty job done myself.

Wes said...

And please put Dan Christian in the team and make him take wickets and also Smithen's Stevie (especially bowld'ims). And also please make The Bond take wickets and not break down. And make good cricket weather and no crappy music and *no vomit* if possible. Please?

New Zealand getting played by Redbacks (and the whole minor rest)

Mock Wah Steam Wah said...

Hey Purn, news is that Crashful is not in the ODI sqaud against the Poms. Needs a break from cricket, thankfully. Mortaza considering giving up tests now!

Unny said...

http://cric-mumbai.blogspot.com/2010/02/sachin-tendulkar-god-of-world-cricket.html

Purna said...

I am loving these requests.

They will all happen...one by one.

Except for the Paul Harris one..I gotta think about that one...

Sid, I adviced Ricky to borrow Bingle's 6inch high heels..that should help a little?

Raj, just to clarify...do you want Durby eliminated from the world?

raj said...

Purna, well as long as you can remove him from indian cricket team I'm fine. You are free to take aby further action of your own will :-)

bucva said...

Can you get Rahul Dravid back in the ODI team? This will happen naturally of course, if he performs well in the IPL. so yeah, both please :)

Purna said...

bucva, are you sure about that? They seem to be giving Dravid a hint...although I do want him back in the team myself.