It's been a while since I have bashed Graeme. He didn't do anything more stupid than usual. But then, he dropped a catch yesterday.
Some would argue that it was a hard one. But if you watched him carefully, you will know that his big, hefty body didn't even leave the ground. Which it should, because he is a fucking Saffa. Then again, Saffa fielding yesterday was so morbid, I wanted to slowly suffocate myself to death. I sincerely believe that would have been more enjoyable.
Just a few moments later, Jacques, the other 'fat' Saffa took a stunning jump catch at the slips. He is not even as tall as the Buffalo. So technically, had the Buffalo not been so grounded, he would have caught that, with his extra 4 inch.
He also got out before lunch today, just when we thought that the big match batsman in him will deliver.
Graeme Smith is a twat and a vertical waste of space.