1) Under Mascaraman's captaincy England will be frequently caught unawares, like a deer. Or like their batting line up.
2) On the edge...of a loss, at all times. The only drawing under Mascaraman will be on their faces
3) Batsmen will finally get to be themselves and play their natural game. None of this play your role in the team bullshit. That's Barbie and Belly...and Mascaraman in his natural, confused stance on life.
4) A new,ruthless England will emerge with just a dash of blush, a dip of mascara and a pinch of lipstick. Intimidating stuff!
It is all very, very scary. The Bangladeshi boys can hardly contain their fear.