Groin must be wide enough to fit client, whose girth is of infinite size.
Groin must have the correct amount of rigidity mixed with a dash of flexibility as client's girth is exanding like the universe.
Groin must be peach in colour, to match his flushed complexion. If client has successfully managed to stay more than an hour on the field, the groin must have the ability to darken in colour as much blood is required to supply the excessive fat in client's body.
If playing in the IPL, client might go berserk with the bat. Groin must then be taut, for at least twelve runs per over.
Groin cannot plant the desire to run in client. He will never make it to the other end anyway. Why bother?
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