"Sreesanth behaving like a 5 year old again!!"
Sreesanth, not too far from technology himself, logs into his twitter account and replies,
"Graeme Smith is obsessed with Sreesanth's manly face and naiive demeanour. Cage Smith, help Sreesanth"
Enraged by the homosexual allegations Smith replies,
"Sreesanth is an idiot and behaves like a 5 year old...again!!"
" Sreesanth's way is the aggressive way but Sreesanth has learnt peace since Bhajji slapped Sree. So Sreesanth will do the bhangra dance and maybe Smith will stop loving Sreesanth then."
"Sreesanth is a 5 year old idiot who dances like a 5 year old idiot!!"
"Bhajji likes my dancing, so Sreesanth is happy. Sreesanth does not like Graeme Smith. Sreesanth tell Yusuf Abdullah to slap him"
"HAHA! Yusuf is junior to Graeme Smith and also a 5 year old idiot!!"
"Sreesanth will not cry, Sree won't cry, no no no....Sreesanth is crying! Sree will not continue this war anymore as Sree can't see Sree's monitor through the tears. Preity, please give Sree a hug."
"Wait! You can't walk out now! I thought of a new insult! You look like a 5 year old...MONKEY!"
And some other animal that Graeme didn't know the name of:
Sreesanth's twitter account may or may not be legitimate. That does nothing to hamper this fictitious but soon to be true war.