"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, April 12, 2010

Herschelle is retiring

All of a sudden My Herschelle is all over the internet and is being advised to be so. He said it himself, in one of his diary entries that he has been asked to tweet. Gibbsy is no longer getting games, so to keep him under the radar his agents have brought him into the social networking sites. The guy has been playing cricket for about twenty years now and he just got himself a nice website. This has retirement written all over it.

The website is pretty okay. Mark Boucher's new website looks similar to his so I'm guessing they are under the same management. The only new thing that it revealed to me is that Herschelle has a son name Rashard Fuller. Don't ask me when this happened, I wasn't there. It also has some nice off the pitch pictures of him, where he is topless most of the time. But trust me that is not the most scary part of the website. There is a topless picture of the Buffalo wearing yellow shades...and he is thin. It was quite eerie, like going back to the past.

Herschelle is pretty new to Twitter so he is still replying to everybody. This is your chance to go bother him before he has twenty thousand followers and puts a sexy background picture of him murdering yet another bowler. By then, he would surely have retired and spending much of his time keeping his fans updated. Maybe even starring in a reality show about a cricketer who lost his way and is slowly making it back to sanity.

Just for the record, I hope none of the above happens.  

2 comments:

Wes said...

Well I have to say neither of the two websites is extraordinarily appealing :/ Well they look... unattractive to the female eye. To the Wes eye, that is.


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Purna said...

The websites are very unimpressive.