DOB: March 24th, 1987
Missing: Since England's departure from Bangladesh-why couldn't they just take him with them in their luggage?
Age now: Teeny tiny 23
Race: Rice and Fish
Hairy: Wavy black
Eyes: Deep brown and thoughtful
Height: 5ft 9 inch but looks smaller
Missing from: Mirpur Stadium, Dhaka, Bangladesh
Identifying Characteristics: Left arm covered in brilliance, fingers in the left arm able to produce bright lights, can be dangerous when carrying a bat, but only on days his brain is not infested by bacteria.
Last seen Shakib was upset at himself for getting himself stumped at the verge of his second test hundred. You can cearly understand why we are concerned.
Please contact: Worcestershire, or Alastair Cook who may be hiding him in his basement.