"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Holding Willey

Since I am now nearly graduated and basking in the glories of unemployment, I am writing for Holding Willey. So far, it's just for the upcoming T20 World Cup and I am representing Bangladesh and South Africa.

The articles are serious and by serious I mean they are my genuine attempts to sound like a 'real' cricket writer, with nice words like 'winning combination' and 'match-winner'. I don't know how to make intelligent jokes either, so they are not funny. They are just words, sitting side by side...hoping to make sense!

Thankfully I am allowed to swear, but I have promised them that I will tone it down. So expect lots of regular words disguised as swear words.

Anyway, here is my first article. It's an analysis of the Bangladeshi T20 squad. It has some new things and some things you have already heard here before. But go read it just to find out what I sound like serious.

Just don't sue me for ruining your day afterwards.

7 comments:

Aswin said...

Ha ha. You be yourself. That's enough. :) And I'm sure you are not ruining anyone's day.

Except that of a passing Stuart Broad fan, I suppose. Do they exist?

Sidthegnomenator said...

Jesus, you didn't waste any time. I guess I had better get started!!

Purna said...

Yea, they are called the English Media. Till a new Ashes hero comes by of course.

Naked Cricket said...

Good stuff Purna

Purna said...

Thank you NC :).

straight point said...

enjoy your new found 'seriousness' till deshis start to play... ;-)

enjoyed the post...

Purna said...

Oh man! I can't wait for them to play so I can bitch and moan. It's difficult being serious you know!

Thanks SP!