Do me a favour. Find out for me what Roy and Hersch are upto during their free time.
When two former (I am assuming Roy is all sobered up and boring now) alcoholics come together and both are bald, fit and party animals...things are bound to get a little crazy right? Hersch was the Charger's entertainer last year in Saffaland. But that doesn't mean he isn't their entertainer now. He might not know all the go to places but that doesn't mean that once he is there, he isn't unleashing his inner bad boy.
And it helps that Roy is there. He is probably 'luring' him into all sorts of drinking games:
Drink when the officials have asked you not to and get away with it.
Drink and race to the nearest bar.
Drink, call your ex-wife and try to win her back.
Drink till VB and Castle Lager send you free alcohol.
Drink your careers down the toilet...first one to the sewage gets a free beer!
Why would Deccan put two ex-boozers in the same team? Methinks, they are also sharing a room. Just so they can drink some more.
Roy's international career is done and dusted. Hersch, he may yet play in some ODI's.
Actually, if you live in Hyderabad do me this favour. Smack Hersch on the head and give Roy a monkey to drink with. After all, drunks deserve to be happy too.