"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, March 22, 2010

Oh the injustice!

How to IPL-ize foreign players:

1) Choose one of your million sponsors.
2) Conceptualize a commercial in under five minutes. Preferably over the toilet, under extreme pressure.
3) Choose foreign players willing to go Bollywood.
    Note: Brett Lee chargers too much since the movie debut so this is no longer easy.
4) Abduct an alien cricketer and teach him Bollywood dance moves under the guise of an experiment. Feed him lots of spicy chicken before that.
5) Ask for his mates as ransom.
6) Put all three in a hotel room and in a club. Not necessarily in that order.
7) Threaten to put them in a tub full of spicy chicken if they don't do as asked.
8) Film the commercial.



Thanks Anon AB en Bouch for making me officially abondon all plans to adopt ROFL.

6 comments:

srishti said...

this is slightly horrifying, but also oddly fascinating. i think roelof may not be human - he's too good to be true.

Anonymous said...

haha ur welkom! man if only one more time i had watched tht add i wud die just died out of laughter that is !

hahah rolfie...haha but there goes my AB en mo bouchie as well !

anon AB en bouch !

Purna said...

Srishti, he isn't, he has an alien living inside him. Hence I wanted to adopt him. But do I really want a Bollywood dancing alien for a son??

Anon, why is AB's face purple?

Anonymous said...

oh thtz how it affects him when he eats spice :-p

anon AB en bouch

Sidthegnomenator said...

Have you seen the KP brillcream ad they show on Youtube during matches? It's too funny.

Purna said...

I searched for it all over youtube..could not find it :(.