When Junaid Siddique finally got out at 106, Swann felt a surge of emotions: relief. To the ECB's horror, the proper Englishman transformed into a raggamuffin and spoke the terrible words:
Junaid and Mushfiq had frustrated the English players so much that they couldn't take it anymore. Let me repeat that. Two batsmen, who are not English, had frustrated the English. Talk about getting a taste of your own medicine.
Here's the emotion I felt when Swannyg66 asked Junaid to fuck off: joy.
And here's what I said, " Old man, you couldn't fuck off even if you tried. So dream on".
I don't care whether the gets fined or the ECB ban him from tweeting. Both will be a case of over-reaction but who gives a rats ass? In a battle of the minds Junaid, a 22 year old nearly outstaged the No. 2 test bowler in the world. That is pretty decent.
Although, here's my emotion upon learning that Swann is now the No. 2 test bowler in the world: dismay.
And here's what I said, "The number 1 test bowler in the world is Dale Steyn".
All words and emotions were put to an end after that.