"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Emotions

When Junaid Siddique finally got out at 106, Swann felt a surge of emotions: relief. To the ECB's horror, the proper Englishman transformed into a raggamuffin and spoke the terrible words:

"Fuck off!"

Junaid and Mushfiq had frustrated the English players so much that they couldn't take it anymore. Let me repeat that. Two batsmen, who are not English, had frustrated the English. Talk about getting a taste of your own medicine.

Here's the emotion I felt when Swannyg66 asked Junaid to fuck off: joy.

And here's what I said, " Old man, you couldn't fuck off even if you tried. So dream on".

I don't care whether the gets fined or the ECB ban him from tweeting. Both will be a case of over-reaction but who gives a rats ass? In a battle of the minds Junaid, a 22 year old nearly outstaged the No. 2 test bowler in the world. That is pretty decent.

Although, here's my emotion upon learning that Swann is now the No. 2 test bowler in the world: dismay.

And here's what I said, "The number 1 test bowler in the world is Dale Steyn".

All words and emotions were put to an end after that.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Wes said...

Lolwut?

I was dying to find out what Swann had said, thanks for the illumination. Well no matter how he ascends in the rankings, the level of his verbal excretions will always be subterranean.

Reisa said...

Hmm... ok then. Good for you, Anon!!

Anyway.. Let me repeat that. Two batsmen, who are not English, had frustrated the English. Talk about getting a taste of your own medicine. lmao... how i missed these sublime statements.

I also wanted to find out what he said. Cricinfo, etc were not very forthcoming. Swannyg66... tsk. After beating Colly, someone should pulverise Mr. Fuck-off with that random wooden golf club. Such an asshole.

Purna said...

I wonder what kind of a college assignment would be about cricket and swearing...I want to attend this college!

Sidthegnomenator said...

I think I went to that college! I also wanted to know exactly what Swann was apologising for ... cheers for that.