"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Clarke's revised batting technique

In honour of Clarke's come back after the 'toughest' week of his life..

release, bounce, Lara's face, hit
release, bounce, Lara's voice, smack it out of the grounds
release, bounce, Lara's 6" stiletto heels, block it hard so it ricochets into her
release, bounce, Lara's Aston Martin, cut it to half...hopefully with her in it
release bounce, Lara's nude picture, trod all over it..hard..harder...c'mon Clarkey you can do better...to reach the century!

Take a bow Michael Clarke.

Disclaimer: I am not saying Clarkey is a wife-beater...Lara's just always been his inspiration.


Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Ha ha indeed that was one angry little puppy. Had you given him a shoe he would have mauled it to pieces in no time. Did Marcus North also break up with someone? Tamim Iqbal certainly did.

*Happy Bears Day in Batting Land*

Hannah said...

Still not the best line to go for in a post :S

He did thank her for copping so much needless criticism after he scored that century.

Purna said...

Wes, North just realized that he doesn't possess the superglue that Mussey used to attach himself to the team :P.

Hannah, welcome. It's slightly bad humour I guess! Did he? that's nice of him.

Anonymous said...

Marcus North is at risk of breaking up with the captaincy of West Australia and his place on the Ashes side ... maybe that's what inspired him?

Purna said...

Dude, just because he was good last Ashes does not mean he should be automatically selected for the next one!!
But if Mussey makes it...