Q. Are you and Jacques closet lovers?
A: Ha Ha very funny. Just mates thank you very much!!!!
Obtained from Mark Boucher's website. Isn't he awesome? Isn't he just the guy you want to hang out and have silly conversations with for hours and hours? Mark is the funniest cricketer to have ever lived. Some of the questions posted to him are stupid and not cricket related at all, and the guy still answers them. My good friend Brandon posted this one:
Q: Megan Fox or Adriana Lima?
A: Ouch! Can't I have both?
Ok, so he is a little horny. But give the guy a break. He just broke up with his long time girlfriend. He is allowed to do a little shopping. Although, if he's shopping in the juniors department for too long, we might have to call upon Michael Jackson's defense team.
But even then, Mark is much better than other cricketers. He patiently tolerated giggly teenagers asking about AB's relationship status till he had his own site..and even after because AB apparently won't answer their questions. Have a sense of humour, AB! You don't have to just talk about techniques and cricketing dreams all the time! Although, seeing as he has been trained to be the perfect poster boy, I can see why that will be a problem.
Q: Are you single AB?
A: Hi, thanks a lot for your support. I take singles as often as I can because it's important to get settled in before hitting the big shots. It also keeps the score board ticking and helps the team and I always put the team first. Stay sharp!
Q: That is not what I asked...
A: Hi, thanks a lot for your support. I always stay positive and believe in myself. That is how I achieve my goals. Stay sharp!
Q: The colour of your hair is blond for good reason eh?
A: Oh...can you please post your questions on Mark's website? Stay sharp!
Mark wants to open a dating agency and charge the single Saffa boys every time a girl inquires about them. If he had done this, Biffy would have been hitched a long time back and Morne would not have been sick of being single. AB doesn't need help in the dating department. He can woo them with his singing.
My only problem is, Mark didn't answer my latest question. It was regarding who gets more girls between him and Hersch. But, maybe he hasn't been able to get to mine yet because he has answered my questions in the past. I will wait patiently till he updates his Ask Mark section. Then, ff my question fails to pop up there...well, I'll decide later. At the moment I am too bowled over by his coolness.
Btw, don't even think about posting hilarious questions to Mark. Brandon and I are on a mission to take over his website and you will never be as funny as us. So just don't try.