"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Best Question Ever

Q. Are you and Jacques closet lovers?
A: Ha Ha very funny. Just mates thank you very much!!!!

Obtained from Mark Boucher's website. Isn't he awesome? Isn't he just the guy you want to hang out and have silly conversations with for hours and hours? Mark is the funniest cricketer to have ever lived. Some of the questions posted to him are stupid and not cricket related at all, and the guy still answers them. My good friend Brandon posted this one:

Q: Megan Fox or Adriana Lima?
A: Ouch! Can't I have both?

Ok, so he is a little horny. But give the guy a break. He just broke up with his long time girlfriend. He is allowed to do a little shopping. Although, if he's shopping in the juniors department for too long, we might have to call upon Michael Jackson's defense team.

But even then, Mark is much better than other cricketers. He patiently tolerated giggly teenagers asking about AB's relationship status till he had his own site..and even after because AB apparently won't answer their questions. Have a sense of humour, AB! You don't have to just talk about techniques and cricketing dreams all the time! Although, seeing as he has been trained to be the perfect poster boy, I can see why that will be a problem.

Q: Are you single AB?
A: Hi, thanks a lot for your support. I take singles as often as I can because it's important to get settled in before hitting the big shots. It also keeps the score board ticking and helps the team and I always put the team first. Stay sharp!

Q: That is not what I asked...
A: Hi, thanks a lot for your support. I always stay positive and believe in myself. That is how I achieve my goals. Stay sharp!

Q: The colour of your hair is blond for good reason eh?
A: Oh...can you please post your questions on Mark's website? Stay sharp!

Mark wants to open a dating agency and charge the single Saffa boys every time a girl inquires about them. If he had done this, Biffy would have been hitched a long time back and Morne would not have been sick of being single. AB doesn't need help in the dating department. He can woo them with his singing.

My only problem is, Mark didn't answer my latest question. It was regarding who gets more girls between him and Hersch. But, maybe he hasn't been able to get to mine yet because he has answered my questions in the past. I will wait patiently till he updates his Ask Mark section. Then, ff my question fails to pop up there...well, I'll decide later. At the moment I am too bowled over by his coolness.

Btw, don't even think about posting hilarious questions to Mark. Brandon and I are on a mission to take over his website and you will never be as funny as us. So just don't try.

24 comments:

The Cricket Corollary said...

That's the spirit! Keep those questions coming. Eventually he will answer them.

Brandon

Esra Star said...

Purn that's the funniest question ever! Top effort, I'm awarding you a gold medal in comedy - or should that go to Mark for his answer?

Purna said...

Es, I didn't ask the question! HAHA. Although I wish I had. He didn't answer mine :(.

Give Mark the award. He is awesome!

The Cricket Corollary said...

We need to get creative. Gather the troops, lets start asking questions!

Brandon

Purna said...

What is the silliest thing you have done while drunk?

Yes? No?

The Cricket Corollary said...

Yes, he might answer it. I need to get my thinking cap on.

Brandon

Stani Army said...

Interesting.

I asked him if he's knowingly dropped a catch and still claimed it.

I bet he'll say, 'of course'.

I also asked him if he is actually doing a s**t in the pool in that pic he has on his Q&A page. My concern is that the answer may be the same as above.

Purna said...

Stani he won't answer your questions. Maybe the first one...

Where's your wit Stani? These are not hilarious.

Stani Army said...

I was waiting till you admitted that I had 'wit' and was 'hilarious'. Looks like you've just done that Purny Wurny so I may oblige :o)

I asked him if he's heard of the Bangladeshi cricketers, and if he hasn't, not to visit cricminded cos he won't find anything there. Wana kill me? Good.

Purna said...

No I don't. Because, your hatred for me have lead you to overlook the fact that I started blogging just about a few weeks ago. Oh well, only expected.

HATER!

Stani Army said...

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. There is love behind my hate. But you do not see it. I have proof though.

[sad music]

Purna said...

Behave yourself Stani. I'm going to call your wife otherwise.

Stani Army said...

? What does that mean?

I always behave myself. I'm a very good boy.

Esra Star said...

The wife finds it amusing that you 2 are like little kids fighting. Unfortunately Purn my parenting skills are non existant so you're on your own!

The Cricket Corollary said...

Es, where have you been? Any news on Amy?- boncam

I found a new blog, it's a girly one.
http://marycricket.blogspot.com/

She's a Pom who lurvs the Proteas and she joined Team Botha! I love this girl already!

Brandon

Purna said...

MJ, is officially awesome!

Es, Stani is bothering me. Mothering skills won't help here...wifely duties will...you know what I mean ;).

Stani Army said...

Thats why I love her! Always backs me up. I told you Es will always choose me over you Purn. No, I dont beat her or threaten to tell the world about her little habits.

Bouch's a lazy git init? He needs to answering!

Poms are amazing bon

Stani Army said...

No, she doesnt you marriage breaker. Just want me all to yourself eh?

The Cricket Corollary said...

Stan are you English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh?

With the England tour to SA coming up, I'll need to stay loyal. But, ja, most Poms are awesome!

Brandon

Purna said...

I won't tell you. I'll tell Es instead. And face it, Bouch doesn't find your questions interesting as you are neither Purn nor Bon :P.

Bon, I don't know about all Poms! Because Graeme Swann is a Pom and he is YUCK. So is Camilla Parker-Bowles.

I am looking forward to watching the Saffa boys puncture their big inflated egos :D.

Stani Army said...

Bon, I was born in London....same place as Ravi, same hospital probably!

Agree about Swann and Kamilla Parker-Bloke. Yes, hold the front pages, Stani has agreed with Purn...must be up to something ;o)

Eng are gonna get taught a lesson in SA. Trying to be the best team in the world my a**!

Jan said...

Hi Purna, how do you know Bouch and Candice have split? When was this?

Purna said...

Jan, someone asked Bouch whether he was single and he said not sure at the moment, its a long story. He also removed pictures of his girlfriend from his website.

Why? Do you know them personally? Am I in trouble?

Jan said...

Know him personally? I wish! haha!I noticed the same thing on the Q & A and was wondering whether they had and then when you said so i was wondering whether you'd seen an official article or something, that's all :)