"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Sunday, August 30, 2009

AB read my blog!

The proof: he dyed his hair brown.

Taken at the recent launching ceremony of the 2009/10 season. I hope this does not effect his cricket...it doesn't really do much for his looks!

What do you think Graeme is laughing at? Maybe I should turn this one into a competition. The best answer gets the clothes that don't fit Biff anymore...because of the weight gain, not the alleged loss.


Stani Army said...

Aaa man! A competition? Didnt get much sleep (ahem) and now I have to think? cruel.

It's obvious init? They're looking at the teams photos. Graeme's saying to AB,

"theres me when I was fat but those clothes dont fit me anymore".

AB:"so what did you do with them?"

Smithy: "I donated them to that Purna to give away on her blog in a competition that Stani's gonna win"

AB: "yeah? how's Stani gonna use 'em?"

Smithy: "He's gonna turn them into covers for the t20 in England"

AB: "It'll never work skip"

Look at Marthur (Mickey Arthur) perving on Abdullah!

Purna said...

Terrible Stani. You are officially banned from this competition.

Stani Army said...


Stani Army said...

Don't you do points for effort? Scumbag

My effort was so good that no one else is gonna even try. They know they cant match it. Watch :o)

Just give me the prize now. Make sure you wash it first.

The Cricket Corollary said...

He's unknowingly, laughing at Bridgitte's pole dancing photo. AB's letting him know that he's laughing at his own chick.

I like AB's dark locks.


Purna said...

No points for effort when the effort is this pathetic.

Bella, I LOVE IT! If Bon doesn't come around soon (I am sulking cuz he seems to have disappeared again!) you will be gifted with Biff's tents.
Do you think Graeme's actually tried that pole out...??!!

Stani Army said...

This is fixed. Typical, just like Bangladeshi cricket.

I'm gonna write to the Blogger's Competition Regulator and your ass will be suspended punk.

Purna said...

A Pak supporter accusing someone else of match fixing..interesting.

The Blogger's Competition Regulator is Amy. If you can find her I'll give you Biffy's clothes.

The Cricket Corollary said...

Great! With Halloween coming up, I can be Biff. Will put them on and stuff pillows everywhere. ;)


Stani Army said...

Bella, just let Purn wear them, then there'll be no need for the pillows.

Purna said...

Stani, Biff's clothes will be too tight for you anyway. So don't sulk at not winning the prize.

Bella, you are the grand winner of this competition. Your answer and your plans with the gift were both awesome.
Please send us a pic of you dressed up like Biffy :).

Stani Army said...

Purn, you can't use my joke on me...it don't work like that.

You know I won, Bella knows I won and that's all that matters. You can keep the prize, I'm content.

My answer was genius and brought together various aspects in a beautiful thought out narrative.