-Australia didn't have a good day. The only reason they got wickets is because England played shit and Siddle bowled well. So unless they pick up, England might win this.
-If England wins this, it will be the biggest tragedy in the history of test cricket. Why? Because The Poms are shit.
-Swann and Anderson are at war on Twitter. Anderson posted a pic of Swanny stating he has a side profile of a witch to which Swanny replied that Jimmy wet himself today. Here's hoping the Pommies are too distracted by their war to concentrate on..wait..what is it that they are doing right now? Oh yes, playing for the freaking Ashes. Now do you agree that this prestigious cup should not go to these circus clowns?
-Andrew Flintoff is a glory hunter therefore I am very pleased that he got only 7 runs. Kato and Wato must spoil his grand finale further by scoring tons. Not that Wato is capable.
-Cook and Hussey either have suicidal tendencies or are really good entertainers in the change room. Why are they still playing?
-Does nobody realize while shaking hands with Ricky that they have been spit on a million times that day? When he retires, he can consider a career in germ spreading.
3 comments:
Swanno and Ando need to be shoto.
This O thing you're doing is really catching Purno.
I don't know how you English can consider them heroes.
Who heroes? Have you been drinking?
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