"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Confusion

Dale Steyn bowling seven wides is
                                                   The Buffalo walking was

just another way of him deciding that he needed
more time to practice his confused look. At least
by the time he left the crease, he had taught the
umpire the sheepish look, which is really a mixture
of genuine confusion and attempted confusion.  

 a prime example of what confusion can do to even the best.
The question is however, why was Dale confused? Did he think
the stumps could move? Maybe the wind was making the stumps
move and we couldn't detect it with the naked eye.

Loots Bosman overdoing that spirit of cricket crap was

the ultimate keepers of confusion who didn't know they
were supposed to officiate in a match. Thought the red
jerseys were supposed to make them look young so they 
could take one of the dancing girls home and that
they had merely landed the best seats in the ground.

Nikita Miller's face 

his attempt to confuse the Poms. On one hand he didn't walk when
he nicked it against them. On the other, he walked yesterday and the
fucker wasn't even out.Now, should the Poms laugh at him for his
immense stupidity or should they still be angry at him for not walking
against them. Massive confusion about how they should behave towards
the Buffalo. Which is necessary because the Buffalo may lose his job and
have to move to Pommyland. 

The umpires were
 
confusing the shit out of me. WHICH ANIMATED ALIEN
CHARACTER(S) DOES HE RESEMBLE?

8 comments:

Wes said...

Unfortunately when the big boofhead gets fired he will be a very lonely boofhead. He is too old, too leathery and too indocile for the Poms. They like their Saffas young and juicy. And what they don't like at all is cricketers talking silly shit at twitter. Shit that's sillier than Swann's shit.

Cheers,
Wes

~ Play For Country Not For Self ~

richie_141 said...

Such a clever post Purn!! I must be really tired though, cos it took me waaaay too long to figure out it was clever...

Purna said...

Wes, also if GS moves there, KP will quit.

Richie, hehe. Thanks!

Wes said...

Oh!! Ohh!! I did not consider that!! What a brilliant plan! He would also be closer to me then! Alright this is the beginning of the campaign "Fatsmith for England"!!!

:D

Excited,
Wes

Sidthegnomenator said...

Oh my god! What a hilarious photo of Miller.

Purna said...

Wes, Fatsmith is keeping his job as I type :(. Can you kidnap him or something?

Wes said...

Hmmm...
I meant 'closer' as in 'just 1,000 km away' *lol*
Even if I owned the world's greatest collection of cattle prods... wait a minute
*starts collecting*

Purna said...

Do it, I'll buy you a farm.