"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Winning plans

1) West Indies: Plan to challenge the Saffers at football instead and infiltrate their team with girls.


P.S: Sid, did Ricky and gang shave Biffy's hair?

2) AB de Villiers: Plan to stand and watch Mark Boucher work his abs off and still take his spot in the squad...possibly because of that winning smile.


3) Me: I plan to laugh at the Windies when they still lose to the Saffers and hold AB down so Bouch can continue to keep wicketsfor South Africa. Just in tests and ODI's. AB can have his T20 spot, we don't care about that.

We do care about Bouch's missing tooth though. We want it back AB, we want it back now!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jakes gf is so beautiful, I think she should be the proteas secret weapon and go and distract the opposition players, most guys I know would kill for a couple of mins in her company, lucky jakes guess shamone is the kind of lady which comes with been so successful, good for him been the worlds best, has any one seen morne,s gf Mariah am been really a nose I know, and if ricky shaved biffys hair, bad ricky, I agree biffy looks like a plucked chicken, lol

Anonymous said...

Jakes gf is so beautiful, I think she should be the proteas secret weapon and go and distract the opposition players, most guys I know would kill for a couple of mins in her company, lucky jakes guess shamone is the kind of lady which comes with been so successful, good for him been the worlds best, has any one seen morne,s gf Mariah am been really a nose I know, and if ricky shaved biffys hair, bad ricky, I agree biffy looks like a plucked chicken, lol

sunny said...

Hello there,
I've been reading this blog for a while now, but been too lazy to comment. Great work here Purna, I just hope the consistency in writing keeps going.
Another thing, is this blogging too difficult a job or not?

Purna said...

Anon, I really like Jakes' gf too. She watches all five days of test cricket frequently!

Sunny, thank you for your kind words and welcome. It's not hard, but sometimes you have writer's block, or get busy and don't have time to do research...and sometimes the cricket is not upto standards to write about! And you don't want your readers to read shit. Thankfully, I wrote shit to begin with! HAHA.

sunny said...

Haha, love your humour. I'll keep coming back!

sunny said...

And regarding the blogging, I asked because a while ago I decided on starting a cricket blog as well, but eventually declined after discovering there are plenty of great cricket blogs already out and it's a difficult task this blogging.

Purna said...

Sunny, thanks! Oh c'mon! The trick to blogging is that you should really do it for yourself. People will come and enjoy what you write because it's got your personality in it. You should give it a try, it's fun! Plus, the cricket blogging community is great.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Biff does look like he's had an Aussie style punishment shave, doesn't he? He also looks like he can't believe his luck that attractive women are actually sitting near him ... gawsh!

Purna, I think you, Wes and I need to fill Sunny's email inbox daily until she gives in and joins us in the blogging world.

Wes ~ PFCNFS ~ said...

Sid the woman next to Biff is actually considered ugly by the Biff fans because she is a teacher and not blond or so (those were the arguments I heard).

Sunny regardless of how many blogs there are outside, there is always something that has to be said; don't worry about the quality, you will improve rapidly, and even I have one or two regular visitors... okay their incentive might be plain sympathy, but still... :P

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I am not a biff fan, not blond and have a job similar to a teacher but i do think the lady is ugly, however I think the blond woman in the pic is beautiful, I'm sure if graeme was dating a blond unattractive teacher people would comment the same, perhaps it is just honesty about a persons looks and I'm sure job and hair colour are irrelevant

sunny said...

Hehe, you guys seem to know the art of dragging someone into the cricket community perfectly. Studies seem to be the only impediment in my blogging plans, but I'll have to do away with those. Okay, I think I'm gonna try now.
(And hey, I don't just visit because out of sympathy, I honestly like the stuff here. It's yours, Sid's and cwb that I actually like to read most!)

sunny said...

Oh hey, I muddled up the comments in my hurry. Yeah, thanks Wes, I'll needa visit your blog now too, didn't know about it much before.

Sidthegnomenator said...

excellent ... now who said peer pressure was a bad thing?

Purna said...

Hehe, you are sweet sunny :).

sunny said...

Sid, I'll say so if my blogging experience turns out to be a complete disaster:)
And don't be too sure about my sweetness as yet Purna, I've got my dagger ready for the three of you if you people run away from my blog when it's ready...
I hope I'll be ready with it after a week or so, and I may come back to disturb you for suggestions..sorry...

Purna said...

Oh by all means bother us as much as you want! We are here to help you :).

sunny said...

Thanks a lot for the support! Had to ask a few questions, but isn't there something less public for that?

Purna said...

Yeah, email me at cricketminded@gmail.com

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