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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Pat Cummins is so young...

1. Pat Cummins is so young that by the time he was born, Justin Bieber was already a superstar.

2. Pat Cummins is so young that he needs a note from his parents to leave the hotel on players night out.

3. Pat Cummins is so young that Michael Jackson would have befriended him in a heart beat.

4. Pat Cummins is so young that when Liz Hurley walked by with Warnie, he could not stop his thingy from standing up.

5. Pat Cummins is so young, Ricky Ponting is considering him as a prospective husband for his daughter.

6. Pat Cummins is so young that every time he swears at a batsman, his mother come out and smacks him.

7. Pat Cummins is so young, Mitchell Marsh is his legal guardian.

8. Pat Cummins is so young it is illegal for a thirteen year old to have dirty thoughts about him.

9. Pat Cummins is so young, for him the first major event in World History was the death of Osama Bin Laden.

10. Pat Cummins is so young, Shakib is wondering whether it is actually time for him to retire.

11. Pat Cummins is so young, he can copy Sachin Tendulkar's voice perfectly.

12. Pat Cummins is so young, his physical features are still developing.

Else, that is a very unfortunate nose...

33 comments:

Christopher Poshin David said...

Haha....The kid does have some talent and would be interesting to see where he goes.

Loved the JB comment and also the one with Liz Hurely! :)

Purna said...

I'm just excited there is a new fast bowler around. But not when he is playing against SA or BD.

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Love you Pu !!! :P

Great post. No. 9 made me laugh out loud

Cricket Blog said...

He is young, but he is quick!
Liked the Sachin voice one.

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Cricket Fitness said...

Cummins was born in 1993... scary !

The biggest challenge for young Pat will be retaining his fitness and staying injury free. He needs to put some muscle on that skinny frame.

Ten cricket live streaming said...

haha lovely post indeed. and pat cummins is resting out with injury and he is wondering should he mint money with IPL or should he fulfil his national commitments... lol

Purna said...

Ten cricket, don't say vile things! If he goes to IPL, he might as well stop playing cricket.

Purna said...

Cricket Fitness, I know. In 1993 I knew how to spell cricket. Sort of :P.

Play Cricket said...

he is a new player or his future will so bright , he has a great talent for bowling spell .....now we will see his talent on coming games

livescore said...

You are right he is young but this guy has got the talent,he can bowl at furious pace and can make a batsman feel uncomfortable.By the way good comments man! I really like the one about Shakib ul Hassan.

Cricket forums said...

australia need to preserve him.

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you are so right about that, Pat Cummins is so young, but also he is so talented in my opinion

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