Such level of ugliness can only be meant to scare the crap out of our Protea boys. Talent and strategies, they can deal with. But how the hell do you deal with an ugly gentleman looking at you for eight hours? How do you battle bad looks?
However, Australia's other captain is campaigning for a bigger intimidation scheme. He is the Pup and he has a gigantic bat and ball. Err..that's no euphemism.
Courtesy of funny man MartyD
" I may have a teeny-tiny brain but my big bat and my big ball will sweep the Proteas out of the stadium".
Please note that your ball is damaged. Pun intended.