I gathered all these materials on the match-fixing scandals. The excuses, the ex-girlfriends coming up with evidence out of the blue, the inter-country war accusations (oh yes, there have been those too) and I was ready to go.
I was unstoppable in my mind. Just like the media, I came up with my own version of their theories. Maybe Veena Malik DID marry Asif who refuses to share the news with the world. And now that Asif has been suspended, she will still stand by her man as the world admire her courage and faith. Together, Asif, Veena and Love will conquer all forthcoming obstacles. Of course this will one day be a movie called "Dear Asif, Love Veena's Notebook". I can already see Nicholas Sparks penning this down.
If this didn't hold any water there is always the backup theory, the one you can't go wrong with. It's a new version of the India-Pakistan battle. India wants to take Pakistan down and what not. I could write elaborately on this too but I am pretty sure at some point you will stop and realize that you have heard it all before.
Honestly, I was going to publish all this crap and cross over to journalism because clearly, you can post anything on the net and call yourself a reporter.
Fortunately for you and for those who HAVE been publishing this crap on the web, I got brain freeze. I didn't know why. Although, I did spend a good number of the last few days laughing at KP, wondering if Dimitri Mascarenhas is really a cricketer worth mentioning, why anyone would say that Pakistan is improving in ODI's like they are a new team and whether Enrique Iglesias really knew he was performing at a cricket tournament.
All nonsensical thoughts that only added to my brain freeze. Hence, after some intense nerve searching, I realized that the only way to get rid of it was tell you guys.
Somewhere in there, I am apologizing for being missing in action. No, really.
4 comments:
No, you really thought of all of this when away? Can't stay away from the cricket then, can you? ;)
Actually it would be better if their lovestory was written by Dan Brown. He could add a lot of fictitious conspiracy stories to it.
And okay, apology accepted. But you'll have to make up for it with plenty of posts this week. :P
You could write about Rusty (TLOML) the leading wicket taker in the CL. But maybe that would be too much Saffa on this blog *runs*
*g*
Cheers Pu
Good to have you back P, I know just how you feel. I suspect it might be due to galaxies shifting or cosmic ray bombardment or some such nonsense.
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exactly the same in the past? Keep up the great work!
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